Wednesday, September 15, 2004

gums don't kill people, wrappers do

They should create sweets with wrappers specifically designed to be opened single-handed. I nearly caused a major incident in the fast lane of the M60 this morning trying to extricate a red fruit gum from it's fiddly packaging. Fortunately, the fast lane of the M60 typically has a top speed of about 10mph, so no harm done. In fact, last week I got cramp in my foot and had time to remove my shoe, massage my foot and replace said shoe before having to nudge forward.