not in my airforce

A number of important things on my mind today. Firstly, surely Stacey 'Fergie' Ferguson should leave the idiot and otherwise talent-free Black Eyed Peas (will.i.am... purlease) for a solo career as she is obviously a Madonna for the Noughties. Secondly, ex-Town loan-star Leon Knight's penalty for Brighton yesterday must be a good omen for Huddersfield in today's play-off final. Thirdly, what happens if someone wants to play pool at Blackpool Cricket Club and they find that there's a massive telly on the table? Fourthly, it's something of a concern that Robert Pollard has taken it upon himself to wind up the thirty year franchise that is Guided By Voices without consulting me.