Friday, January 14, 2005

they've been

This has appeared in the field behind Backroads Manor. It's not a crop circle. It's a crap circle. I've been over the wall to investigate. Several mounds of cow-flop have been neatly arranged in this circular pattern. What do you think it all means? I'm tempted to ask the farmer if he knows anything about it but am a bit scared that he'll blame me. Last time he caught someone on his land he shot them. No really. So if he get's wind of this it doesn't look good for the little green cows or whatever they are.

So I'm on a nightly vigil because this crap circle is getting bigger each day. Weird.

In the meantime: