empires and dance

Never decide to get to work early with a view to leaving early.

Regardless as to whether you've been sat at your desk since 6am, just when you're about to start packing your things up at 4pm to get an early dart, you can guarantee that some shitehawk will loudly pipe up 'thanks for popping in'. This only needs to happen a few times in the presence of the boss and you're forever the office slacker bunged on a personal development plan and given the seat near the door.

See ya.