IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH
Went to the dentist this morning. He'd been on a canalling weekend near Skipton which, due to the adverse weather, sounded a throughly miserable affair. His twelve year old son said to him.
"Dad, this reminds me of cross-country running at school"
"Why's that, son"
"Well I always prefer cross-country running in heavy rain because people can't see that I am crying."
Sad but funny.