I'VE BEEN TO A MARVELLOUS PARTY
I was designated driver on account of my ears, which always makes for an interesting bash.
Things started out well enough as the bizarre combo of Yorkshire Life horsey set and
I managed from until 11.30, by which time Mrs Backroads and our next door neighbours The Ginnells had torn a hole in the space-time continuum. I said I'm going home for a brew... back in an hour. They said OK. By the time I got back only Mrs B remained... I found her sandwiched between a farrier and a topless bear. The Ginnells had had a fight and set off walking. We found them eventually and it took some coaxing to get them into the bus.
Nearly hit a badger on the way home.