JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING FORWARDS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING BACKWARDS

We'd planned to celebrate Hogmanay in Scotland as it should be done. After all, Mrs B's Uncle Danny has a semi in Keith. Anyway, it seems Keith's furious, so we're not going now. He'll have to broil his own Clootie Dumplings this year.

Here's another thing to look forward to in '07.