what's the time? it's time to stand still

So it's another shopping tale. Sainsburys was chocka with the slowest of the slow today. Just fancied some Green & Blacks and was told. 'You won't need any of that Dad', so there goes my surprise for Father's Day. Now, I wonder what it means when you pay for your petrol and are handed a fistful of Euro 2004 medals when you only qualify for two.

Now apparently you can have your loved one's ashes turned into a synthetic diamond. Alicia Witt's in London. As is Molly Winegum.

Unfortunately, the picture which goes with this article in today's Times on the Beastie Boys isn't available online but take it from me they look too old to be standing like that.