Saturday, October 30, 2004

asbos you think that's funny

I see that they've discovered a new species of human somewhere in the world. Jamius Cullumnus, apparently only a metre tall, lived happily in the middle of the road before being discovered by Admiral Michael Parkinson just on the wrong side of the Cape of Good Taste.

Also from this week's news, I've found out why the 'kids who hang around around cinemas all day' hang around cinemas all day. It's because ASBOs (Anti-Social Behaviour Orders) have been so successful in preventing the nations youth from smoking crack and drinking White Lightning whilst sat on the wall outside Lazeez Off Licence and Convenience Mini-Mart. It's all over the papers.

Less widely reported, and of interest to those bloggers who frequent strip-clubs and lap-dancing establishments (and of particular concern to those bloggettes who work there) is the introduction of new legislation targeted at the goings on in these places, particularly when groups of men pay extra for 'two-girl shows'. Yes, ACPO (Association of Chief Police Officers) is pushing for the introduction of Lewd and Explicit Sexual Behaviour Orders, although they haven't worked out an acronym for it yet.

You've been warned.