Wednesday, November 02, 2005


Something has bitten the head off the bloke next door's cock. Brought tears to my eyes when he pulled it out to show me, all limp and floppy like that.

Turns out it was a mink that gone and done it. How do we know? Because bloke next door went into his chicken coop and hit it in the head with a shovel. Yes indeed, a European mink. Shouldn't even be working here apparently, or at least just on a holiday visa which means 'knowledge transfer only' and no actual work. This one was definitely working. Now it's definitely dead. I've seen it.