THERE IT IS

When you get here you realise that NYC is a town like any other. A bit like Hebden Bridge but without the traffic and rude people. Anyway, took a limo from the airport, had oysters at the Grand Central Station Oyster Bar, got drenched to the skin in a New York minute and had steamy sex uninterrupted by skriking kids as did Mrs Backroads.

Missing Alley, Snicket and Boo though.