Wednesday, November 09, 2005


I bought one of them there Kate Bush Aerial's for my tranny the other day. Ideal if you're wearing your red shoes whilst running up that hill, otherwise it's a bit like the emporor's new clothes. You know, everyone feels obliged to say what a masterful return to form it is but in six month's time, the consensus will probably be, 'well it isn't the Hounds of Love is it?'

I mean, 'Slooshy sloshy, slooshy sloshy, get that dirty shirty clean' is totally progtastic. Worst line since 'Mum tiddly washing' in Supper's Ready.

Just saying.

Anyway, what have you bought for your tranny?